Cartoon: Engineering Student

Ye shall know the Engineering Student by its beard. The beard’s colour, size, and texture is associated with sexual maturity, climate, and testosterone production; generally, the darker and fuller the beard, the healthier the Engineering Student. It makes the Engineer appear wiser and more fearsome, aiding it in confrontations with its primary foe: bar management.…

Illustrations by Bryant Apolonio Illustrations by Bryant Apolonio
Illustrations by Bryant Apolonio

Ye shall know the Engineering Student by its beard. The beard’s colour, size, and texture is associated with sexual maturity, climate, and testosterone production; generally, the darker and fuller the beard, the healthier the Engineering Student. It makes the Engineer appear wiser and more fearsome, aiding it in confrontations with its primary foe: bar management. This beard is normally accessorized with a plaid shirt, hard hat, and stein of beer.

The Engineering Student is based at the far end of the Darlington campus, marking its territory with kegs of beer in order to attract potential mates and ward off predators. The female of the species, however, can only be found in highly controlled environments where they are bred in captivity to ward off the threat of extinction.

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