“There’s been a lot of talk that the placenta might be named Phillip, after Prince Phillip, for the similarities that both are hard to look at for a long period of time and a complete waste of space makes it a forerunner. Sources close to people that may know someone in touch with a relative of people who sometimes might serve for the royal couple have confirmed such rumours,” a Soin entertainment reporter commented, standing outside the royal hospital.
“Other possibilities for the namesake may simply be William the 2nd, Elizabeth, after the Queen herself, or #RN438-B Ward A after the hospital classification system for afterbirths.”It has been reported that the afterbirth has been frozen and stored in a container within the hospital.
“The media have been pretty vicious with the whole story about the afterbirth. One member of the paparazzi has just been arrested for trying to impersonate a nurse just to get a snap of the glowing Princess cradling the frozen box of hormones natal nutrients, eliminated fetal uric acid and fecal waste.”
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