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DEATHAMATION

Ellie Rogers read the defamation Wikipedia page and has things to say about the un-defamable.

GRIM

Nancy Reagan:

Looked 60 years old for her entire life. Googling ‘nancy reagan young’ shows me exactly the same person as ‘nancy reagan old’. She also apparently didn’t believe in AIDS.

David Bowie:

Dancing in the Street was a sell out and you know it.

Alan Rickman:

His deep sombre tones haunted me as a child, and now no disapproval feels quite as deep.

Grandma:

Chocolate slice was always too dry and her house smelled weird.

Jesus:

Call that wine? More like vinegar.

Clive Palmer:

Not technically dead, but our lawyers have informed us if we call him a heaving snot-nosed swine it somehow doesn’t classify as defamation.