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Top 3 Correctional Facilities That You MUST Visit Before You DIE!

Turns out Annabel Cameron doesn’t know that many prisons.

1) Guantanamo Bay

Of course I know you were all expecting this one, you’ve all heard about it before, and believe me, it lives up to expectations!

With seaside views, top-notch security and plenty of helpful staff, this correctional facility is a must. Also, there’s plenty of activities to keep kids occupied, so you can have some well earned me-time!

2) Mordovia Gulag

Now, here’s something to put in your 5-year plan. This is an exotic, highly exclusive facility in Russia. While it may get a little chilly (remember to pack a jacket!), you’ll never be bored with over 20,000 other inmates to chat with!

And hey, while you’re there, you might even learn a bit of the ‘lingua franca’! There’s nothing like going home and surprising the family that you can say “shiv” in Russian.

3) Silverwater Women’s Correctional Facility

This max-security facility is right on our doorstep here in NSW! Just goes to show you that you don’t necessarily have to travel to a different country to visit a great correctional facility. Come here for a short 6 month stay with the gals, and get away from those husbands for a bit! Girl power!