Comedy
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Growing number of Australians opposing the republican movement simply to spite Peter Fitzsimmons
A new study shows that the republican movement would have probably have succeeded by now if it wasn't "spearheaded by such a fucking twat"
"I mean, just look at his smug fucking face," one source noted. "I mean, he's probably an alright guy, but wouldn't you think anything just to make him pissed off?"