News in Revue: The Suppository of Wisdom

Abbott in Govt-1

Cartoon: Emily Woods

In this week’s installment

of political ineptitude

we watched with horror

as fumbling politicians

feigned and dodged

in the battle for

Ultimate Manhood

 

dubious voters

sift through

the wreck

of the campaign trail

already lamenting

this dire political forecast.

 

The Opposition

yelps and howls

and conjures up

The Facts

 

As the tournament amounts

from school-yard bluff

to patent subterfuge

perhaps it is time

for a word of advice:

 

before remarking

on sex appeal

it is best

to consult

The Suppository of Wisdom

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