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United States President, opera composer and rapper Kanye West is a father again!

United States President, opera composer and rapper Kanye West is a father again! After using the latest development in geriatric fertilisation, his girlfriend Kris Jenner gave birth to bubba Nor Nor on the floor of the United States Capitol’s Rotunda, which our readers will recall President West converted into his private quarters in his first term back in 2021, before the royal decree allowing him to continue on to a seventh term. Nor Nor West joins the President’s brood of seventeen children, including the eldest North West, whose mother Kim Kardashian died in a tragic boating accident when her derriere completely obscured the boat-driver’s vision and he crashed the ship, leading West to record his groundbreaking disco-minimalist-rap album, I would say fuck you God but you can’t fuck yourself (although I wish you could). Nor Nor has already been promised at age 12 to Fuschia, Beyonce and Jay-Z’s youngest son, so West can finally achieve his dream of mingling his blood line with Jay-Z’s.

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