Shortlisted entry in the Fiction section of the Honi Soit Writing Competition 2023.
Time and again it has been shown that Fruity Lexia does indeed make you sexier. But how do different goon bags taste?
There are so many ambient albums that could be considered Impossible Vinyl, but there is one that leaps out in particular.
Some part of me is glad that this album hadn’t been released the second time I drove across the Nullarbor, because I would have rinsed it, therefore spoiling it for myself. Instead I listened to the Spinner’s song ‘I’m Coming Home’ about 17 times a day and spoiled that instead.
There’s a shot in so many Hollywood movies where the main character, separated from their loved ones, looks up at the moon and takes comfort from knowing they’re under the same sky. What about listening to old lyrics that someone dear to you loved?
Sydney Uni is already a maze before you consider that every building on this suburb-sized campus has a warren of an interior as well. In the mix of all the old and the new, there has to be a perfectly secluded toilet out there somewhere, right?
The second most popular song on Namoi Mud has 3400 plays, and that’s because it’s right after the most popular song. That’s a real shame, because the album is wonderful.