Lucy Watson thought the show sucked, but had fun anyway

It’s a man’s world. But it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl. Right? Nudity on stage, particularly the Seymour stages that play host to the University of Sydney revues, is definitely a man’s world. A whole lotta cock, not a lotta clunge. I’m here to change that. Challenge accepted. I joined the…

Dear Diary, I guess it’s a good thing. All those little tweens screaming my name was so creepy. So I’m pretty glad they all hate me now. I just don’t really understand why. Rob was the perfect beard, we were such a happy ‘couple’, so why did my publicists have to create this shit and…

Lucy Watson tried to Filter ugly things to make them pretty

Dragon: “Are You Old Enough?” You don’t want your little tryst to land you in jail, or worse, to end up fucking someone your mum’s age. Meiko: “Leave the Lights On” The key to awkward sex is to be able to see everything. Their weird O face, your weird O face, the little bit of…

Lucy Watson looks at alternative ways of affording the frighteningly pricey Inner West lifestyle

Lucy Watson wants marriage equality legislated, so everyone can move on

Lucy Watson discovers what it takes to get locked out of Twitter.

Chris Brown faces the dilemma of the century

Lucy Watson went dumpster diving the night Sydney flooded