Honi Soit writing competiton. Entries close July 29
Culture //

Challenge Accepted: Naked On Stage

It’s a man’s world. But it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl. Right? Nudity on stage, particularly the Seymour stages that play host to the University of Sydney revues, is definitely a man’s world. A whole lotta cock, not a lotta clunge. I’m here to change that. Challenge accepted. I joined the…

Comedy //

From the memoirs of Kristen Stewart

Dear Diary, I guess it’s a good thing. All those little tweens screaming my name was so creepy. So I’m pretty glad they all hate me now. I just don’t really understand why. Rob was the perfect beard, we were such a happy ‘couple’, so why did my publicists have to create this shit and…

Comedy //

Soundtrack to: Awkward Sex

Dragon: “Are You Old Enough?” You don’t want your little tryst to land you in jail, or worse, to end up fucking someone your mum’s age. Meiko: “Leave the Lights On” The key to awkward sex is to be able to see everything. Their weird O face, your weird O face, the little bit of…