Incredible electric boys!

We are so thankful for his blessed cloud bounties

In space, no-one can hear you clean

Much like war, famine and people who wear socks with sandals, homophobia is unfortunately something that still persists in modern society. Whether it be an offhanded comment about something being “gay”, a nonchalant question from a relative about whether you have a girlfriend, or David Beckham filing a restraining order just because I happen to enjoy…

The attacks on the towers of the World Trade Centre in New York City defined an epoch. 14 years on, the incident is still fresh in the minds of many and still influences social sensibilities, art and culture, and foreign policy. The Garter Press brings you 9 of the things you should know, and definitely not the the 2…

The Garter Press went off the grid a long time ago.

This week, Jon Stewart said farewell to a program that he has anchored, and that we have loved, for nearly sixteen years. We asked ten mouthbreathers what they thought even though we are journalists and it is our job to have good thoughts. Write us at editors@garterpress.com, or just shout into the abyss and we will know.

On Wednesday, the Chicago branch of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) announced a new program aimed at protecting the integrity and autonomy of black cultural movements. “White people have a demonstrable tendency toward appropriating our musical genres, art movements, and clothing styles. This is something that happens regardless of their…

Who caught the public’s attention in the 1932 Baseball World Series, where he debuted with the Redsox at age 19, and deftly negotiated the whims of public favour thereafter. Who is the last surviving member of his generation of Redsox. His teammate and longterm friend What died in 2009 of heart disease. Who had his…

An international association of experts in terror and global fear and violence has come together  to co-sign a treaty that outlines the real threat posed by growing numbers of volunterrorists. The trend sees high school graduates, many affluent and privately educated, including tokenistic and inadequate periods of politically motivated violence in their leisure time abroad.…