Militants refuse to “disregard degrees of abstraction” before smashing shit with sledgehammer Regional sources have this morning confirmed that ISIS…
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Vegas stage magician and former Satanist, ‘Magnifico, the Great Flayer of Babies’ gained international recognition last night after performing in…
The Mayweather-Pacquiao stoush has seen renewed calls for more stringent regulation of bloodsports and semensports in Australia. Brian Wilters, president…
“I came out and my dad was hitting my mum. It happened at 4:00am in the morning… when all this…
The Simpsons is a show that has managed to force its way into the zeitgeist like few other sitcoms, and…
Hit NBC show, Crossbones has been panned by the critics as not quite living up to its potential as a…
Veritable giant and world’s tallest former living man Leonard Priestly has officially broken the record for the world’s longest corpse…
In a victory for tacky gays everywhere, marriage will be allowed for same sex couples as long as it is…
In an attempt to streamline operational practices, the Australian Government has implemented innovative changes to the current welfare system, replacing…
