Despite not having given any thought to the dangers of global warming since at least 2004, the public of the world was elated this week to hear the news that their combined apathy has resulted in a slight slowdown in the overall rise of global temperatures over the last ten years.
You may have heard that we are facing some difficult times. Despite numerous petitions, photo petitions, Facebook petitions, and memes for people to like and share, we have become increasingly irrelevant in Australian political discourse.
Eurovision was as crazy and spectacular this year as it always is. Even Sky Whale made an appearance.
This shit actually happened, writes Mariana Podesta-Diverio
International Union for Conservation of Nature has announced that Africa’s western, or ‘West Coast’, black rhino is officially extinct.
Luhrmann adapts Qu’ran into glitz-and-glamour 21st century film.
Groundbreaking research published by the Smithsonian Institute this week has proved the existence of the Bigotrus Assholus virus, known in layspeak as the ‘Common Cold-heartedness’.
Following the announcement by the Gillard Government that they have excised the mainland of Australia from the migration zone, the international community no longer recognises the existence of Australia.
Treasurer Wayne Swan’s delivery of the National Budget last week was met with much dismay from social progressives and anti-cannibalism activists.
5) Fall of Troy That bitch Helen caused a war. Wars are bad. The war led to the fall of Troy. Oh, and a couple of Hollywood productions with some pretty bad acting. 4) All problems in Australia Julia Gillard. Need I say more? She’s bad. Tony Abbott told us from the start, but we…