Federal Labor reached a new low in the polls this week with the unmarried, female, atheist, red-haired immigrant Prime Minister’s approval rating dropping almost 10 percentage points after it was announced she had successfully developed a cure for cancer. Pundits have suggested this slump is most likely a result of the highly successful scare campaign…
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Bob Katter has declared that the world was unoccupied until the advent of Australian society.
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The Soin brings you exclusive updates on Iron Throne elections.
It’s time to take a master class from veteran Daily Telegraph reporter Richard Noone, who on February 18 had a story with the following headline published under the so-called ‘News’ section
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The USSC finalises plans for merger with Hell.
Historians have uncovered a typographical error in the United States Constitution that entitles all Americans citizens to a free wax.
Pope Frankie brings a breath of fresh air to the musty more-than-a-millenia papacy.