Eurovision was as crazy and spectacular this year as it always is. Even Sky Whale made an appearance.
This shit actually happened, writes Mariana Podesta-Diverio
International Union for Conservation of Nature has announced that Africa’s western, or ‘West Coast’, black rhino is officially extinct.
Luhrmann adapts Qu’ran into glitz-and-glamour 21st century film.
Groundbreaking research published by the Smithsonian Institute this week has proved the existence of the Bigotrus Assholus virus, known in layspeak as the ‘Common Cold-heartedness’.
Following the announcement by the Gillard Government that they have excised the mainland of Australia from the migration zone, the international community no longer recognises the existence of Australia.
Treasurer Wayne Swan’s delivery of the National Budget last week was met with much dismay from social progressives and anti-cannibalism activists.
5) Fall of Troy That bitch Helen caused a war. Wars are bad. The war led to the fall of Troy. Oh, and a couple of Hollywood productions with some pretty bad acting. 4) All problems in Australia Julia Gillard. Need I say more? She’s bad. Tony Abbott told us from the start, but we…
Federal Labor reached a new low in the polls this week with the unmarried, female, atheist, red-haired immigrant Prime Minister’s approval rating dropping almost 10 percentage points after it was announced she had successfully developed a cure for cancer. Pundits have suggested this slump is most likely a result of the highly successful scare campaign…
Martin ‘Pete’ Peterson-Dingbat knows how to woo them sheilas