Sam Langford takes arty photos of her desk for worthless, invisible internet points and then writes about it for a meaningless CV line.

Dominic Byrne gives you something to chew on.

Alexandros Tsathas on his family’s proudest recipe.

Daniel Farinha fell in love with a catfish.

Sam Langford gets curatorial with USyd’s finest young talent.

1. Read a book. Despite popular belief, studies have shown that the homo sapiens retain ALL of its literacy skills while sitting on public transport. 2. Listen to music. Two hours is a long time. Luckily, even the financially crippled in our society – such as, say the members of the board of a student…