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IKEA KING
Comedy //

How about we stop telling MALM shelves they need to carry a wall-mounting kit when they go out and start telling toddlers to stop pulling MALM shelves down on top of themselves?

Another day, another statistic. Another IKEA MALM chest of drawers, pulled down in its own home. And yet, what does society tell MALMs to do? Carry wall-mounting kits. Yes, this week IKEA has announced that they will be handing out free wall-mounting kits to MALMs so that they can “protect themselves” against toddlers. It’s the…