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Three bodies found in inner city home: “Get out of our inner city home”
“We are not dead, and stop calling our home neglected. It’s weird enough that you keep referring to us as ‘bodies’."
Party attendee found dead after asking other attendee ‘didn’t you wear that yesterday?’
Police say there are no clear suspects.
Comedy
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Four People Who Died Too Soon (Because I Assassinated Them)
Will Edwards either shot Franz Ferdinand or wrote Take Me Out. Same difference.