The charts in this post will update live with exit poll numbers.

The policy write up

Week two of shadow boxing in the SRC and Honi race

Dubious deals have seen the NUS endorse a conservative Catholic union

We forfeited journalistic integrity for a click-bait title in the hope you would read a genuine investigative piece on something you should (but probably don’t) care about: student politics.

“If any friends ask who they will be campaigning for when you ask – tell them that it’s all for you!”

Naaman Zhou reports

Peter Walsh reports on our degenerate excuse for democracy.

Peter Walsh reports on the end times. Additional reporting by Tom Joyner, Subeta Vimalarajah, Sam Langford, Michael Rees, Rafi Alam, Sam Langford, Naaman Zhou.

Peter Walsh and Dominic Ellis finish as they started: gossiping about student politics.