Man unsure whether to ‘sad’ or ‘angry’ react friend’s #metoo post, chooses to do nothing
“I think they know I support them. They know I’m a feminist.”
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Don’t think “participation trophy” culture exists? This entitled millennial won the nobel peace prize just because she showed up to school
Malala didn’t even complete a Premiers Reading Challenge.
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Got an issue with your partner? Don’t talk to them — instead, write a juicy Guardian thinkpiece about their flaws
"When I read all my failings as a person published on a huge international scale, I didn’t feel betrayed or disgraced at all. Just like any normal person, I was like — cool."
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Three bodies found in inner city home: “Get out of our inner city home”
“We are not dead, and stop calling our home neglected. It’s weird enough that you keep referring to us as ‘bodies’."
Turnbull’s tragic story: ‘Severe colourblindness makes me intolerant’
Turnbull revealed his personal struggle to be the stumbling block in his politics
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Man with triple-jointed arm subsists entirely off food from vending machines
Theodore Becker has a special superpower
‘I send an envelope of semen to the World Seed Bank every few months, but they won’t confirm that they’ve received it’
It seems Moretti is confused about what type of seed goes in the seed vault
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Growing number of Australians opposing the republican movement simply to spite Peter Fitzsimmons
A new study shows that the republican movement would have probably have succeeded by now if it wasn't "spearheaded by such a fucking twat"
EXCLUSIVE: STUDENTS IMPOSE SEGREGATION UNDER GUISE OF ‘SAFER SPACES’ POLICY
'Monique Trout' complains