Adam Chalmers faxed the Vatican and they didn’t even fax him back, the cunts

Peter Walsh was born free and everywhere he is in chains

Antarctica researchers were outraged today to learn of Netflix’s geoblocking extensions. The sole paleoclimatologist based in the affected region told The Cursor – “It gets very lonely here. My tactic of cute penguins in my Tinder pics proved more effective than cute dogs [in securing a ‘match’]. Now how will I carbon-date?” With “Netflix and…

Jacob Henegan and Victoria Zerbst wrote a list of the best new apps

Rebecca Wong stands firm with the wood

Which coastline are you? Find out in this quiz by Ann Ding

Edward Furst is fursty for answers

Peter Walsh’s laptop has a virus, he swears.

Victoria Zerbst & Jacob Henegan report.

Oliver Moore is a voice of their generation.