Soundtrack to: Awkward Sex

Dragon: “Are You Old Enough?”

You don’t want your little tryst to land you in jail, or worse, to end up fucking someone your mum’s age.

Meiko: “Leave the Lights On”

The key to awkward sex is to be able to see everything. Their weird O face, your weird O face, the little bit of butt fluff, the jiggly bits of flesh… put it all on display.

The Wiggles: “Wake up Jeff!”

Because falling asleep on the job is never a good thing.

Crystal Castles: “Tell Me What To Swallow”

Seriously?

The Shout Out Louds: “Hurry Up, Let’s Go”

Get your pants on, find your bra, and just get the fuck out of there.