In this week’s installment
of political ineptitude
we watched with horror
as fumbling politicians
feigned and dodged
in the battle for
Ultimate Manhood
dubious voters
sift through
the wreck
of the campaign trail
already lamenting
this dire political forecast.
The Opposition
yelps and howls
and conjures up
The Facts
As the tournament amounts
from school-yard bluff
to patent subterfuge
perhaps it is time
for a word of advice:
before remarking
on sex appeal
it is best
to consult
The Suppository of Wisdom