As students passed through the graffiti tunnel on Thursday morning they were greeted by a bizarre new scene depicting a dick-headed priest ejaculating the words “Fuck the EU” from his forehead (referring to the University’s biggest religious club, the Evangelical Union). Christians called it “grossly offensive”, atheists praised it as revenge for the EU’s proselytising and omnipresent ‘YourGod’ week advertising. Everybody else was just goddamn confused. But it didn’t last, and the unknown artist had their work dramatically transformed, like a transubstantiated wafer. A counter attack left the original graffiti graffitied: the protruding forehead phallus censored, replaced by a biblical quote.