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F23 admin building to become F45 studio: “Don’t expect to leave this campus dry”
The new fitness giant whipping the University into shape.

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USyd students make their own iced coffees as hail falls on Sydney
It turns out Starbucks doesn't have a patent on ice!

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Phoenix faction backed Ace Attorney makes tilt at SULS presidency
Phoenix Wright is on the case!

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Students forced to picnic with proctors for midsem exams
The exam might not be open book, but the air is.

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As case numbers rise, NSW man perversely glad that NZ isn’t so fucking smug anymore
Trevorson, who has been described by acquaintances as “a sad little man”, also slammed “Dictator Dan” Andrews in Victoria.

Our hibiscus rights are under attack!
Disclaimer: No white women were harmed in the making of this piece.

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Vaccine clinic refused to warm up my Astrazeneca shot in the microwave
A warm dose of vaccine is one of the simple pleasures of life.

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Chile extends Olympic record for most Olympic Games without an Olympic record
And Monaco makes some history of its own.
