On the one hand...

Appeals to the University Senate are already being lodged.

We're just as confused as you are.

As a treat.

The new fitness giant whipping the University into shape.

It turns out Starbucks doesn't have a patent on ice!

Phoenix Wright is on the case!

The exam might not be open book, but the air is.

Trevorson, who has been described by acquaintances as “a sad little man”, also slammed “Dictator Dan” Andrews in Victoria.

Disclaimer: No white women were harmed in the making of this piece.