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Engineers fight back against lesbian occupation of PNR
“If they must snort dexies off the tables to write their assessments, they should move to the Pharmacy Building.”

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VC Mark Scott generously gives ‘COVID recognition high fives’ to all staff
"I give them an A for Effort!”


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Uni management toss coins into Victoria Park lake for good luck with cutting staff and courses
It’s believed the coins were taken out of wages owed to University tutors.

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C&S regular can’t decide if they want an interesting AGM or a short AGM
On the one hand...

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Science Road renamed to Arts Road in latest attack on STEM
Appeals to the University Senate are already being lodged.

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Deputy Vice Interim Assistant Associate Honourary Chancellor (Naval Warfare) resigns
We're just as confused as you are.


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F23 admin building to become F45 studio: “Don’t expect to leave this campus dry”
The new fitness giant whipping the University into shape.