Previously a cultural staple, Simba’s absence has left many university community members expressing concerns for the mascot’s welfare.
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“It’s a constitutional right, freedom of expression, and that includes our pump. Free the nip, right?”
One of my favourite expressions has to be “whack that one in the spank bank,” because, frankly… what the fuck?…
Have your goodies jiggle over Victoria Road while your body is pressed against socialist propaganda covered glass.
Welcome, fresh faces of USyd! As a recently recovered first-year, I’m here to share the unwritten rules of campus life (without looking like a complete rookie) and unlike certain new university policies, this guide comes without a 72-hour notice requirement.
“I have been brushing my hair dry every day for years, I have been walking around looking like Hagrid,” Lexi…
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Besides those playing on the left-wing of the field, can the NRL be left-wing? Here are six (again) propositions on how to do just that
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