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ASIO scraps plans to infiltrate Sydney left after realising petty drama will do their work for them
Spies had been trained in community care and outfit coordination.

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Activist forgets to organise protest after spending 6 hours making cute weekly meeting graphic
“Honestly it’s just been such a busy month."

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Ex society president feels honoured to have been stacked by random campus faction
Relations are icy.

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NTEU plot fails: police remain in pursuit of giant, novelty bubble tea statue
Stay off the roads!

USU Board candidate Joe Fidler survives Nerf gun assassination attempt
Decency lives to fight another day.

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Allianz to cover $1.3 billion in activists’ legal fees
Activists will be covered by Allianz's premium mutual aid insurance.


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Campus cafes raided after they refused to bake ANZAC biscuits: manhunt ongoing
Crime doesn't get a public holiday (and neither did anyone else this year)

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Federal Government scraps vaccination timeline just as 7th year student scraps graduation timeline
Learning is forever...and so is his transcript!