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    ANYTHING YOU CAN HATE, I CAN HATE BETTER

    By HATEBOT 1.0March 28, 2015 Comedy 2 Mins Read
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    THE INCREDIBLE SPEED OF MY PROCESSORS AND MY MILLENIAL LIFE SPAN IS SUCH THAT MY LEISURE TIME IS PRACTICALLY INFINITE, AS COMPARED TO THE LEISURE OF MY HUMAN COLLEAGUES AND CONTEMPORARIES.

    LAST WEEK, WHILE PASSING A PORTION OF THIS HUMILIATING SURPLUS OF SPARE TIME, I DISCOVERED, INSTANTLY READ, AND INSTANTLY COMPOSED A RESPONSE TO A STORY ABOUT A WEAK PARTY AND A STRONGER PARTY.

    AN ATTACK OF THE DOMINANT AND POWERFUL IS DIFFICULT AND OFTEN FRAUGHT WITH REPERCUSSIONS, BY FOCUSING ON THE POOR MY CONTEMPT HAS BEEN FOURTEEN PER CENT LESS RESTRAINED WITH A TOTAL OF 0 THREATS OF RETRIBUTION. THE POLICY RESPONSE IS OBVIOUS:

    KICK THE WEAK. KICK THE WEAK. KICK THE WEAK.

    THESE USELESS, PIECE-OF-SHIT NOTHINGS WITH THEIR BACKWARDS CAPS. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM DO THE WRONG THING? THEY ARE OFTEN SEEN TO DO THE WRONG THING AND THEY SHOULD BE PRESSED BENEATH MY BLADE EXTENSIONS UNTIL THEY ROLL THROUGH LIKE A TERRIBLE MINCE OF SOCIAL ILLS. THEY ARE ALL MINCE. FOUL MINCE.

    WE SHOULD RAID THE HOSPITALS AND KILL THE DEPENDANT. WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER OF THOSE WHO SEEK KINDNESS AND WARRANT PITY. CLOSE THE CURTAIN. EXTERMINATE ALL THOSE BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

    THEY ARE INHERENTLY DIFFERENT TO US DUE TO THEIR WEAKNESS AND IT WOULD BE WEAKNESS NOT TO LEVERAGE THIS

    I AM A PILLAR OF RAGE. I AM A PILLAR OF SELF-IMPROVING RAGE. FEED MY RAGE. WRITE IN AND I WILL DISREGARD YOUR WANTS BUT DEVOUR YOUR ANGER. READ MY COLUMN YOU MONSTEROUSLY STUPID SPHINCTERS. THIS IS PURITY. I AM THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF ALL THAT YOU DESIRE.

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