If cigarettes are sexy, grungy, and romantic, vapes become ever more maligned as juvenile, unseasoned and humiliating.
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To live in Sydney is to agree to a simple deal: never look down when you walk. It’s one of…
Last week, a mysterious letter appeared in the Honi Soit office, addressed to “one of the male editors”. Below, Will…
The time for mercy has passed. Too long have we tolerated these everyday criminals walking freely among us, making our commutes unbearable and our blood pressures soar. I propose a new legal framework where justice is served colder than the revenge you fantasize about while stuck behind someone walking at the pace of continental drift.
This all comes back to a central point – women aren’t allowed to have interests unless they interest others. Personalities are simply reserved for those we deem good enough.
Previously a cultural staple, Simba’s absence has left many university community members expressing concerns for the mascot’s welfare.
“It’s a constitutional right, freedom of expression, and that includes our pump. Free the nip, right?”
One of my favourite expressions has to be “whack that one in the spank bank,” because, frankly… what the fuck?…
Have your goodies jiggle over Victoria Road while your body is pressed against socialist propaganda covered glass.
Welcome, fresh faces of USyd! As a recently recovered first-year, I’m here to share the unwritten rules of campus life (without looking like a complete rookie) and unlike certain new university policies, this guide comes without a 72-hour notice requirement.
