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I want you to know I see all the digital marks you left behind, but nothing is as important as the time I got to spend with you.
This morning, a dude texted me “Will you let this average white boy smash once?” Applaud the hustle, but top-tier clown behaviour. Let’s whore the hell out of whatever’s left of Leo season!
I don’t know about you all, but this romance thing is fucking tiring. University is back in swing and you will be having fun around campus and catching fleeting kisses in between classes.
Cup-a-Soup with some Halal Snack Pack after a 2 am booty call? ‘Tis the season for it. We’re in Taurus season and sorry you agitated Oxes, you gotta up your game now.
The end of Aries season has been full of breakups — tears, breakup sex and a frenzy of dating apps? Fuck yes, the time of embarrassment and relentless swiping!
Sounds of pleasure and yearning are rather hot, a soft moan here and a harder groan there. Enjoy what the season has for you — immense passion and sloppy secrets.
Here are recommendations of ASMR sound artists for one to get more of the “shiveries” for each season.
Happy Aries season — disco lights are turning blue, henna is a lushing red, and people are partying their heads off. Pop an extra pill on me, quick!
It’s election time baby and guess who will try bringing mediocre political takes to bed for some extra fucking? Your Bumble date with “moderate” politics.
