Since the onset of global quarantine, wildlife have ventured into once bustling city centres all over the world, from a sea lion in Argentina, a puma in Santiago, to even the horrific human-fish Deep Ones from every coast of every sea. Taking advantage of not only the quiet streets but our densely confined human populations the Deep Ones and other Lovecraftian squid-like alien nightmares mounted a series of attacks on our species and announced an impending Cthulhu invasion. We contacted ancient winged octopus god Cthulhu for comment regarding His controversial plan to eradicate all of humanity to which He replied via slime, “humanS R the ReaL diSeaSE”.
