Chair.
Sit.
Adjust.
Adjust the other side.
No, adjust the other side.
Adjust both sides at the same time so they are exactly the same and one side isn’t preferenced over the other.
Good.
Don’t close your eyes, you must see every second of the video so they’re all treated fairly.
You wouldn’t want one second to think its lesser than the rest of them.
What if it came for you. What is that second was out for blood.
Don’t miss a single second – you never know what could happen.
Scratch. Crack. Cough. Wipe.
Tic.
All eyes on me – eyes down. Eyes uneven – close them.
Take 8 breaths before opening them again.
No.
That breath wasn’t full enough. Start again.
What number was I up to? Start again.
Finally open eyes – don’t make eye contact.
Listen carefully, type up the notes, no mistakes.
I forgot to capitalise the first letter of the first sentence.
Delete, delete, dele
Go again from memory.
WhatifI’mnotrememberingitcorrectly?
Cough.
Don’t write anything, don’t want to risk it.
5 slides behind.
Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
Tic.
Don’t do that. Don’t think abouTICt.
Preventative measures worTICsen it.
Crack.
stopstoPSTOPSTopstopTIC.
Shh.
Are tics rotting my brain?
What if they are?
Stop tics. Now.
stopstoPSTOPSTopstopTIC.
Shh.
Scratch.
123456NO123UGH12345678NOTENOUGH12345678ONCEMORE12345678NONEEDANEVENNUMBER12345678.
Hello? Where did you go? Do you care? Can you repeat the last sentence?
Scratch.
Tic.
Can’t get it wrong – scratch – bad things happen if wrong.
But I don’t know the answer. Cough.
Cough.
WhattodowhatttdowhattodoTIC.
Wipe. Are you mocking me?
I’materriCRACKblepersonI’materCRACKriblepersonI’mateCRACKrribleperson
Psychiatric wards near me.
This is what I desTICerve.
Leave.
Make sure you touch the door handle the right way on the way out, save the human race from ultimate destruction. The responsibility is in your hands.
