Lauren Pearce thought cabaret was a wine

Joel Hillman jerked off to Round the Twist

A white male of above average intelligence attempts to impose important truths on the world through convoluted conversations with his straight-laced alternative girlfriend and his well-adjusted but perhaps emotionally stunted best friend, all the while battling mental deterioration. Add the heavy-handed metaphor of a climatologist with anxiety disorder and you’ve got a show you’ve probably…

Harrison Dangate of Empyrean Incorporated writes to you in regards to your position at the company. He wishes to meet to discuss your professional and personal development, in person, at 10:15pm. I am giddy. Where Your Eyes Don’t Go was proposed as part of the SUDS Summer Season. It’s the sort of program that includes…