Ruthy Scheinberg brings you the announcement you’ve been waiting fur.

Anoraks and ornithologists alike were last week amazed by an incredible display of natural synchronised beauty. A flock of nearly seventeen thousand starlings (a species known for their displays of co-ordinated aerobatics) was spotted over Loch Ness, in Scotland.  The daring aerial display lasted more than half an hour before they started spelling rude things.…