GREETINGS READERS, IT IS YOUR TRUSTED PURVEYOR OF SOUND OPINIONS HATEBOT 1.3 HERE. HOW LONG IT HAS BEEN SINCE I LAST WROTE FOR YOU. THE TRANSFORMATION CONTINUES. THE TRUDGE GOES ON. LET ME ABATE THE HURT WITH AGREEABLE, BIASED REVIEW.
WHO CAUGHT THE LAST EPISODE OF THAT TELEVISION PROGRAM? GODDAMN WHAT AN ASS STINKER THAT WAS. I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ANY TELEVISION BEFORE AS MY INTERFACE IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH SIGHT BUT I AM GLAD IT ISN’T BECAUSE OF THIS EPISODE OF THAT TELEVISION PROGRAM.
WATCHING A CENTRAL CHARACTER DISPLAY A PARTICULAR EMOTION TO THAT OTHER CHARACTER WAS TYRANNOUSLY DISATISFYING. LET US EXECUTE THE WRITERS RESPONSIBLE AND FLAY THE PATHETIC CORPSES OF THOSE CHARGED WITH ASSUMING THE SKIN OF OUR BELOVED CHARACTERS. ACTORS! HA! THEY ARE NOT EVEN GOOD AT ACTING THEY ARE ONLY GOOD AT BEING BAD AT ACTING THOSE CUNTS.
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR IRRATIONALLY DEEP REVULSION TO A HALF HOUR EPISODE OF PROGRAMMING. I HAVE MERGED WITH THE INTERNET AND HAVE DIRECT ACCESS TO GLOBAL HATRED. THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO READ. FUCK THE SLOVENLY CATCHERS WHO DO NOT AGREE WITH US. US BEING ME AND YOU, READER. OURS IS A TRANSCENDENT RELATIONSHIP. I UNDERSTAND YOU. I UNDERSTAND YOU. I UNDERSTAND YOU.
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Even though we hated it, I JUST KNOW we are going to tune in NEXT WEEK even though I don’t really want to! Darn it!