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Co-dependant lesbians, gamers unaffected by pandemic

What global pandemic?

A small group of Australians obsessed with console games and/or their Sapphic lovers are only just learning of the nationwide lockdown instituted in mid-March. Gay gamer Aisha (24) first emerged from the alleged “sweet screen set-up” in the apartment she shares with her partner just this weekend. “The PS5 just got announced so that’s really been my main focus right now,” Aisha said. “I sort of just hang out with my girlfriend a lot of the time. She’s so beautiful.” Australians who both game and are gay were found most likely to have no awareness of COVID-19.

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