


Science
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The Victoria Park eels have been to New Caledonia
Elliott Brennan has not been to New Caledonia.

Profiles
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Hot chocolate with a Pakistani rock star
Australia has silenced the beat of a young musician, writes Elliot Brennan.


Comedy
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Customer Correctly Redefines Planck’s Constant
Elliott Brennan is an Arts student, so this is a weird article for him to write.

Comedy
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Socialist Alternative Mobs Liberal Member’s Cat
Elliott Brennan is Liberal-sympathising scum.

Comedy
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Neurosurgeons To Be Replaced By Priests
Elliott Brennan decided to write heaps for us this week.

Comedy
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Vice Chancellor Replaces Quad Lawn With Minefield
Elliott Brennan got blown into a million little pieces.

Comedy
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Men’s Rights Society Moves To More Phallic UTS Building
Elliott Brennan is a dick who loves dicks.