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EDITORIAL: Am I Obliged to Weigh in on Bishop Here? I Mean, I Will, if I Have to— Wait, We’re Calling it “Choppergate” Now? For Fuck’s Sake. Then we must.

I am the slave to a suffix. As soon as a jumpstart intern with too little time and imagination jumps on the political bandwagon and calls something a fucking “gate” scandal, I have to come running, like a bloodhound addicted to drivel and shit, because it’s what you morons apparently demand. At this point in…