"She'll be back any second now."

Ferdous Bahar politely declines your invitation for an O Week nightcap

“Last drinks, get it up ya,” cries a self-professed nomad. “Everyone say Labor”—“Laaaay-bor” comes the response as they take a happy snap in the Hermann’s courtyard. “We’re moving on to the Landsdowne,” where mock rage pervades a pool comp. “Sorry friend, could I ask you to move aside for this shot?” “Ah depends on the…

Tom Lawrence spent an hour at The Flinders, and it was one hour too many.