An alien child kidnapped me and forced me to write this edition. Harold, the name of the alien, told me:…
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Dearest Okta, guardian of Canvas.
It’s 12:44am on a Wednesday night and I’m prying my eyes open to complete my part of my tragic group assignment.
If cigarettes are sexy, grungy, and romantic, vapes become ever more maligned as juvenile, unseasoned and humiliating.
To live in Sydney is to agree to a simple deal: never look down when you walk. It’s one of…
The time for mercy has passed. Too long have we tolerated these everyday criminals walking freely among us, making our commutes unbearable and our blood pressures soar. I propose a new legal framework where justice is served colder than the revenge you fantasize about while stuck behind someone walking at the pace of continental drift.
Previously a cultural staple, Simba’s absence has left many university community members expressing concerns for the mascot’s welfare.
“It’s a constitutional right, freedom of expression, and that includes our pump. Free the nip, right?”
One of my favourite expressions has to be “whack that one in the spank bank,” because, frankly… what the fuck?…
Have your goodies jiggle over Victoria Road while your body is pressed against socialist propaganda covered glass.
