For when you’ve finished the “36 questions to fall in love”, but quarantine is dragging on.
- Do you want children?
- What’s your favourite racial slur?
- If you could get $700 to kiss the hottest girl you know, or $100 to kiss me, what would you do?
- Who has more friends: me, you or your mum?
- What’s your favourite attribute of Elizabeth Warren and why is it that she’s a strong woman of colour?
- Do you prefer step-sister porn or step-mother porn?
- If you could change my race, what race would you change it to?
- Why does it rain? (No I don’t know, please explain it to me)
- Why don’t you love me?
- Who do you think is hotter, your sister or your mum?
- Who do you think has it harder, Hillary Clinton or Obama?
- What are your stool movements like?
- Can you name 10 directors who are not men?
- This is my used tampon. Thoughts?
- Can you explain to me the process of menstruation and why it occurs? (No I don’t know, please explain it to me)
- Will you sign this legally binding contract not to leave me?
- What is the best outfit you’ve ever seen me wear?
- Do you think aliens exist?
- Have you ever been probed?
- By an alien?
- What do you think about Gorman?
- How much do I weigh?
- If you had to give me a disability, what would it be?
- Who would you rather fuck, the “OK Boomer” girl, or Caroline Calloway?
- Will you preference me for the USU election?
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