Alright, I’ll confess. In the end I caved and I went on what can only be described as a spectacular holiday. For four weeks, the most handsome men that money could buy carried me on their shoulders because of the debt crisis in Greece. They did it for nothing but the sheer gratitude of touching…

After thoughtful deliberation with the region’s bishops and priests, this afternoon transferred Brother Lawrence O’Reilly from his position as diocese priest to a new position within the church on Paedophile Island. Father Daniel McReedy was quick to guard against speculative headlines. “We have the utmost respect for Brother O’Reilly,” McReedy stated at a press conference…

At a standup show in a Kings Cross hotel, it was last night revealed that local comedian Parker Wade uses humour to deal with the fact that he is a dick. “Comedy is a great way of breaking down barriers,” Wade explained. “The moment you say I can’t horribly mock something, you’re saying that I…