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Welfare Overhaul: System to be Replaced with Giant Metal Teats of Scowling Taxpayers

In an attempt to streamline operational practices, the Australian Government has implemented innovative changes to the current welfare system, replacing all Centrelink, Medicare, and Family Assistance Offices with giant metal teats of scowling taxpayers. Architect of the plan, Doctor Martin Frosh ,has said that the plan represents a healthy reframing of the question of welfare…