Alex McKinnon kindly explains what the hell is going on.

Alex McKinnon went to the first SRC meeting horrendously drunk.

Alex McKinnon saved a mythical milk crate creature and lived to write about it.

The following transcript has been taken from surviving excerpts of a notebook unearthed in Section 3A of the Quarantined Zone, on the site formerly occupied by the 2014 O-Week Main Stage tent. TRIGGER WARNING: Honi Soit apologises for any distressing content.

Alex McKinnon just wants to help.