Barnaby Joyce: Why don’t dole bludgers just sell their story for $150 000 to make ends meet?
He's a true blue Aussie—sorry—Kiwi battler
Comedy, Lists, Perspective
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A listicle about the 6 worst Buzzfeed listicles
It's time to interrogate listicles
Honda Replaces Confusing “Horsepower” With More Easily Understood “Greg-Power”
Horses are the past. Gregs are the future.
An Open Letter: I’m Sick of James Cameron and His Sexy, Sexy Blue Aliens
A response to the upcoming Avatar quadrilogy.
Tute More Quiet Than Normal After Every Other Student Traded Their Voice for Legs
Cast your blame towards wretched Ursula the Sea Witch!
“Is It Okay to Like Charles Manson’s Songs?” Asks Man Who Already Knows Answer
I mean, who even decides this stuff?
‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Breaks Box Office Records, Snaps Neck of Box Office Clerk, Burns Down Cinema, Opens Gateway to Hell
This Marvel flick has destroyed film records, and any record of other films.
Comedy
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Report: That’s a Fairly Mild Meatball, According To My Palate
The study also reveals—hey, I'm walking here!
Comedy
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Checkmate Meat-Eaters: This Cursed Tree Produces Bloody Flesh Fruit That Tastes IDENTICAL to Meat!
The tree sounds like it's screaming but I promise this is ethical.