Connor Wherrett attended Glitter Gala. Adam Ursino attended Glitter Gala and Law Ball, which is what his review is about.

Here are messages Victoria Zerbst wishes she didn’t have to write

Courtney Thompson was fooled by a Beyonce photoshop and a licensed venue

David Hogan went to a stupol party. Of his own volition.

A snarky listicle your editors wrote while everyone else was dancing

Evie Woodforde is not fooled by your Facebook status

Georgia Kriz shares excerpts from the diary of a tortured queer soul

Victoria Zerbst wants to warm your home and your heart.

Courtney Thompson mixed politics with pleasure at the Wom*n’s Collective publication launch

As Fisher introduces a new sleep zone, Ann Wen reflects on your old school options for a few Zzz’s on campus