Having that one English tute together on Tuesdays doesn't count!
We blacked out the thank you statuses of successful USU Board candidates to create new and improved masterpieces.
Wollongong Liberals versus NUS, USU Board bans Twitter
Zhixian Wang was elected despite being excluded from campaigning for nearly a week.
Come on mate, come along to the C-house this Sunday.
In preparation for the real thing tomorrow, here are all the numbers from Day 2 of USU Board pre-polling
Honi reluctantly brings you all the goss and drama from the campaign trail ... in live blog form
Are you smarter than a USU Board candidate?
The full transcript of Honi's interview with 2017 Union Board candidate, Jacob Masina
The full transcript of Honi's interview with 2017 Union Board candidate, Hengjie Sun.