Everything, oh everything, happens so much
Browsing: births deaths and marriages
White men, wine, cheese and an SRC vacancy
Not including the birth, death (and rebirth) of Jesus Christ
Holy shit we have a literal marriage to report on
We’re stuck with this column name for better or for worse
The campus children did so much gossip-worthy shit we had to expand the column.
The gossip we overheard in the Courtyard bathrooms over the break