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Misc //

The Day I Bought An iPhone

You send me a text after finding me on Tinder. You call it an “awkward encounter”. We message a little but don’t really say anything. I say “wna be snapchat friendz?” You say you don’t really use it and that’s ok cause I don’t either, I was just asking as a joke. You ask to…

Misc //

Things You Don’t Need

If you’re suffering from OWFOMO (O-Week Fear of Missing Out), I’m here to inoculate you. As you may know, the price of ACCESS cards has decreased from Utterly Bankrupting to I Guess I Could Lease An Organ Out. The benefit of buying a new ACCESS card this year was that I got to pick up…