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This morning, a dude texted me “Will you let this average white boy smash once?” Applaud the hustle, but top-tier clown behaviour. Let’s whore the hell out of whatever’s left of Leo season!

I don’t know about you all, but this romance thing is fucking tiring. University is back in swing and you will be having fun around campus and catching fleeting kisses in between classes.

As a Pisces Moon, I find change terrible and the weather is so sultry despite the onset of autumn. What else is hot? You. And the USyd campus is brimming with sexiness with the semester looming over. So go be a whore on campus (or don’t).

Happy Pisces season — we are entering the brink of autumn, looking at colder days and more time to spend under the sheets. You could explore so much as you shimmy into the turtlenecks but that doesn’t mean you have to throw your gorgeous underwear away.