Elliott Brennan reports.

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Australia has silenced the beat of a young musician, writes Elliot Brennan.

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Elliott Brennan is an Arts student, so this is a weird article for him to write.

Elliott Brennan is Liberal-sympathising scum.

Elliott Brennan decided to write heaps for us this week.

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Elliott Brennan is a dick who loves dicks.