At a press conference earlier today, Thales Rear Admiral (Innovation and Heat-Death) Lance Cornetto announced a program set to redefine…
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It’s about time we had the “talk”.
When I first entered Mark’s office (he has permitted me to call him Mark), I felt a little underwhelmed. His…
It began with an anonymous tip and ended with a third year chemistry lecture in a desperate attempt to find…
“I just can’t believe it, I have metaphorical blood on my hands, I will never get the stench of the…
“Education is about blowing student’s minds. And what better way to do that than through unmanned combat aerial vehicles,” the Chancellor said today.
Tumbleweeds blow through sharehouses in Newtown. The Marly is unrecognisable on a friday night, gone are the kaleidoscope of blue…
Makka Pakka led police on a low-speed chase on his Og-Pog scooter, as they followed in the Pinky Ponk blimp.
The elimination of self-serve salsa stations, combined with the Guzflation of prices, make ordering food from GYG a tough burrito to swallow.
You wanna talk trauma? Try waking up on a bed in the vet with no balls.