Disruption - 10th Annual Honi Soit Writing Competition
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Preist Exiled to Paedophile Island

After thoughtful deliberation with the region’s bishops and priests, this afternoon transferred Brother Lawrence O’Reilly from his position as diocese priest to a new position within the church on Paedophile Island. Father Daniel McReedy was quick to guard against speculative headlines. “We have the utmost respect for Brother O’Reilly,” McReedy stated at a press conference…

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Pope Francis Wears Leather Jacket

Pope Francis has wowed Catholic and non-Catholic audiences alike this week by wearing a very cool black leather jacket. The Pope revealed his cool new jacket, like that sported by popular television character The Fonz, in a post-Easter address at the Apostolic palace. “Just chill!” the pontiff declared from the famous balcony of his official…

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Guest Editorial: I AM VENGEFUL AND LOVING

G’day weaklings, Literal myth and legend G-d of the Old Testament, here. Seems a lot of people seem to have a problem with my style. The fashionable thing is to wear tight pants and decry my book as past-it while some have nerve to claim that I’m not bloody relevant anymore! Fancy that! It’s not…

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REPORT: Elderly Just Old Regular People

A ground-breaking report at Stamford University has today demonstrated that the elderly are actually just older regular people. Rick Parsons, coordinator of the decades long investigation said that the results of the study were “truly incredible”. “Whereas for a long time it seemed as though the elderly were some sort of separate species, unfit for…

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Jock Head Transplanted On Nerd Body

A surgery set to break all kinds of records in the world of brain science has gone well this week, when a jock head was transplanted to the donor body of a nerd. Corey Stephenson, a first grade NRL player for the Canterbury Bulldogs, was tragically crippled after a horse riding accident in July last…

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Teen vlogger reaches 100 views and all of them are her mum

A local teenager’s debut YouTube video has today received its 100th view. Every single one of those views was by her mother. Edwina Ipus, 19, uploaded an acoustic guitar cover of Adele’s ‘Someone Like You’ on the 5th of February, just over a month ago. Since then her mother, Joanne Caster, has viewed the video…

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Digsite find suggests Romans role-played modern, white collar workers with 9-5 jobs, mortgages

Archaeologists have found ancient artefacts at a digsite in Gibraltar which show that citizens of the Roman Empire regularly met for dice games at which they would roleplay as twenty-first century, middle class workers with tedious jobs and mortgages. Professor Archie Hats from the Oxford School of Archaeology spear-headed the latest excavations, and said that…